PROPER GRUBBY SEX Ever wondered who is having all the sex you read about in erotic novels? Who are these lucky people who get to stare longingly into each other's eyes as they no doubt have multiple orgasms together. They certainly don't live in Hull. Sometimes sex with someone you just met can blow your mind. Sometimes the person you think your screwing over is actually the one screwing you. Sometimes you're just knocking one off to an internet porn site, while in the library. Sometimes only a battered sausage will do. Come spend some time in the real world, you will never look at a bodice ripping heaving bosom... or for that matter a battered sausage the same way ever again.