If an Indian falls in the woods, can you hear him scream? Dora Shear did, and her life was about to get interesting. After Maistoinna Standing Bear tackles a tree, Dog Shear Dora - as she's known in the trailer park - is left to pick up the pieces. Only she's up to no good. Uncover the secrets of a Jewish love triangle, why the IGA checkout lady trashes a car, why a trip over the coffee table is better than Novocain, and more importantly, what's the difference between a Canadian Passport and a Kentucky Waterfall. Hop on board with Maistoinna for a crazy forty-eight hour ride through the world's most dysfunctional trailer park. WARNING Don't read if you are: A) Easily offended B) Politically correct C) Like everything nice, or D) Believe in the Easter Bunny