Can God put down the bottle long enough to save the world? Set in the near future, mankind has broken the law prohibiting cloning and has created an abomination that has forced us to be second on the food chain. God becomes displeased and wants to start over, but He is a hopeless alcoholic... Meanwhile, humankind, in a knee-jerk reaction, begins to evolve. Mankind can not be second place. We begin to develop the ability to teleport, and God vows to sober up, if just for a little while... "Satirical fiction at the wackiest angle conceivable."