This is where I convince you to read my book. Let's see, let's see...well, first off, it smells great. I've added several scratch n' sniff passages, which I feel really add to the experience. Also, it will make you smell great. In fact, it will make you taller, more confident, and generally more likable. It's like beer for your eyeballs. Okay, maybe all of that is only partly true. What this book is really about is my love life as a young nerd in the 90's. It's a collection of stories about my triumphs and failures while trying to answer the question posed by the great philosopher Haddaway when he asked, "What is love?" And did I mention, it makes you smell great. It also might make you laugh, could potentially make you cry, and it will definitely make you a better dancer. It takes you on all the roller coasters, rope swings, pizza parlors, and art museums that love has to offer. And somewhere along the line, it hits you in the head with a grape. If that's not love, what is?