My name is Archie Matthews I and my family have a long history of telling tales around the fire at family gatherings. I've grown up listening to thousands of tales, handed down from generation to generation. Once in a while a family member would experience a new adventure that would result in a new tale being shaped and shared with family and friends. Many of my tales are humorous adventures, full of life's twists and turns. Some delve into the depths of human emotion. Most are factually true, while others may be slightly embellished with an angle or two to add a bit of intrigue. I am not a bold liar, crook, nor thief, but as with storytellers of old, it can be a bit of a challenge to separate the fact from the fiction. That part I will always leave to you, the reader. I promise to never cheat you with a boring tale, nor steal your valuable time with vulgarity or gossip. I guarantee at the very least a smile, while striving for ultimate belly laugh.