A collection of puns and comical short stories based on the life of the author. Examples include his experiences at the dental surgeon, trying to get a set of stereo speakers across the US border when he was a teenager, stomach problems, why Italians make good major league catchers, and coping with foreigners. Some of his puns include; *Abraham Lincoln said, "Four score and seven years ago," talking about the Gettysburg address. Abraham Cohen said, "Fore skin and seven years ago," talking about a circumcision he performed at the Goldenberg address seven years ago and *When a barrister gets dressed up, does he put on his law suit? or *Market penetration: When a guy makes love to his girlfriend behind the abandoned fruit stand at the farmer's market.