SO YOU VANT TO CONDUCT DER ORCHESTER is a musical spoof on conducting. Drawing on his many years experience as an orchestral musician, author David Irving has created this humorous portrait of a conductor, Herrn Professor Van Von Unordnung, lecturing on how to become famous like him. While the reader will have to decide whether Van Von Unordnung's advice leads to fame and fortune like he claims, it does lead to a good time carried forward by Van Von Unordnung's antics. For those who enjoy having a little fun in their reading from time to time, this may prove to be a worthy adventure.