A beautiful female CIA deep cover operative has been arrested and imprisoned on the oddly named Soft Taco Island, and the only person in the world who can rescue her is private investigator Tag Finn-a former Special Forces soldier and member of the CIA's Elite Activities Division. The problem, however, is that Finn walked away from the CIA five years ago and vowed never to return. Having left behind his exciting life as a spy, he spends his days working sordid divorce cases and finding the occasional lost pet-all the while watching in slow agony as his finances and spirit crumble in despair. All that changes, however, when a beautiful stranger arrives on Finn's doorstep to convince him to rescue the imprisoned agent. Dragged kicking, screaming, and, in some cases, fornicating back into the life he foresook, he sets off on a Caribbean adventure that will put him up against a ruthless French arms dealer intent on supplying the weapons for the largest terrorist attack since September eleven. Move over James Bond, because Tag Finn is here, and in spite of his very real fear of public restrooms, he will save the girl and the day-or at least die trying.