Jesus Christ, Jim Jones, and Joseph Smith all had one thing in common - they all believed they were God... at least for a moment. Randy and Raymond have discovered a "new" God In The Supreme Master - the singular and irrefutable leader of STABCO. Without knowing it, He has chosen them. Without trying, They have served him. A cult and a corporation Hell bent on making BIG profits, STABCO has found its new cash cow in Randy and Raymond. But like Momma always says, nothing good comes easy and likely nothing worth having is ever free. This is their story. Randy and Raymond. Two loser brothers hoping to find salvation and redemption through the sale of knives door-to-door. It will be a miracle if they survive.