WARNING This book contains material that some readers may find distressing including flashing images bad language unedifying insights into sexual jealousy terrorism the Devil black magic Brexit Discretion is strongly advised, but no-one has the right to spend their life without being offended. No-one has to read this book. If you open it and read it, you don't have to like it. But no-one has the right to stop me writing it. No-one has the right to stop it being published, or sold, or bought, or read (and the same applies to any other book).