When it comes to eye-opening, life-affirming reads, you have countless choices. And not one of them is this book. But for the proud, the few and the brave, this is as insightful, endearing and sweetly vulgar as anything else you'll find out there. Especially when you don't really want to commit too many hours to reading something. From debating the pros and cons of being Amish to dealing with hecklers, getting into fights with 13-year-old girls to tips for how to grocery-shop without being a complete animal, stand-up comedian Chris Coen's debut book STUFF TO READ WHILE YOU SH*T is a biting, hilariously honest collection of essays that perfectly captures his views on an imperfect world.