1.My parents are freaks. Sure, every teenager says that. But I know for a fact mine are bloodsucking vampire freaks. 2.As if high school wasn t bad enough, now I have to go to vampire classes with a bunch of weirdos who actually want to drink blood. 3.Then there s my complete inability to talk in complete sentences around cute boys. (Especially Nathan. He probably thinks I ve got a speech impediment or something.) 4.And I can t tell my best friend Serena about any of this. 5.But the absolute worst thing is that the whole world is about to find out what happened when my parents forced me to decide whether I want to be a vampire Please don t listen to this book. It s just embarrassing."