"Suicide of the Fittest: How the Frisbee/Milkdud Conspiracy is Destroying Western Civilization" (ISBN 0985598700) presents a learned and satiric description of how Western culture has lost its way. Through impassioned reasoning and marshalling of facts, Haynes shows how Western culture is slowly committing suicide as it "charitably" tolerates a worldview that works ultimately against society's best interests. He argues that as a culture we are allowing ourselves to be exploited by humanity's worst elements through our aspirations of tolerance and goodness. Intended to reshape readers' views on the future development of our nation and culture, "Suicide of the Fittest" mixes realism with biting humor, while taking a lacerating and comedic look at the most serious of topics.