A boy. His imaginary dragon, and their heartwarming struggle to legalize their union... Has nothing to do with this book. Instead, what's contained within are over 800 randomly absurd musings that will make you say things like, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?," "I don't get this one," "Or this one," "This one's actually kind of funny," and "Well I never " (But only if you're a snobby British socialite). So sit back, grab a glass of your favourite alcoholic beverage (trust me, it'll make them better) and prepare to waste hours of your life that you will assuredly never get back.