Irreverent sayings for people with a flair for snark fill the following pages. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the assholes at the mall, wrapping-paper cuts, the absolutely GLACIAL line at the post office, and one more jolly fricking fat guy ringing a bell outside the grocery store, you just need to decompress. So sit back with your beverage of choice (if it's egg nog I won't tell) and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" that will make people blush the shade of Rudolph's nose so much the better Sweary Christmas is the perfect way to unwind from the stress of the holidays and let your inner Scrooge out. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and relax after a job well done. These single-sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Most have their own sweary, snarky, or sarcastic sayings that, while not necessarily appropriate for the kids table, will definitely be a hit among the grown-ups with attitude Color sayings like "Merry Fucking Christmas," "Sorry for calling you a bitch, I thought you knew," and my personal favorite, "This year I've decided to put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can just kiss my ass " 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs to Color So You Can Vent Your Holiday Frustrations -Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with the holidays in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults -Each Sweary Snarky page is Designed with multi-layered beautiful patterns -Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing -The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level -Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc.) -Each Design is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through -The book is 8" x 10"complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Sweary Christmas right now, and grab one for a friend they make great stocking stuffers and secret Santa gifts WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.