Welcome to Wakefield. Population 1,534 eccentric people and one exasperated reporter. T.D. Duff is a reporter at the only newspaper in the postage-stamp Southern town of Wakefield. He's a got a degree in journalism, a dead-end job, and a wickedly dry sense of humor. But then, he's not alone in Augusta County. There's Clarence (with one syllable), proud owner of a potato that looks like Tom Selleck; Nosh Jones, who is locked in mortal combat with Roger Shepherd for the title of The Most Famousest Snake Hunter in Augusta County; and Bug Wake, T.D.'s eccentric boss. Join T.D. and his buds, a bevy of buxom beauties and the world's meanest possum for a rollicking romp through the backwoods of Augusta County, a place that is so unimportant, even the state doesn't matter.