So you say you want to read something new, by people you never heard of, stories about stuff you probably never thought about before? Like credit cards programmed to defraud you, squeezing you for everything you're worth; or how Richard Nixon could be a character in a Lovecraftian play. (Okay, those are kinda plausible.) But I bet you never once thought about the world's noonie, or that moonshine just might have theological ramifications. It's all right inside these pages, a folding map to Cryptopolis, the secret city. Welcome, take a look around, make yourself at home. Careful - you don't want to get lost.