Two travellers. One haunted town. A secluded pub. A bastard drunk. "Buy The Bastard a brandy, an' he might jus' tell you a tale 'bout this town..." *** Kramusville is a town with a long and bloody history. When Paul and Fitz arrive on foot, desperate for shelter, they only find one place that appears to be open - The Finger Inn. There's a train in the morning, but during the long night they hear the Tales of The Bastard Drunk. Tales filled with depravity and gore, each worse than the one before. They pray for the dawn to come, so they can leave - but will Kramusville let them go? A novel that unveils the most terrible of secrets, whilst questioning the art of storytelling itself. Be warned: not a book for delicate sensibilities. *** This performance will feature The Bastard Drunk's personal favourite tale "Clean Up on Aisle Gore" starring Gina Atkins as The Checkout Girl