If you have ever considered becoming a high school teacher, this is a must read. Teaching: An Unauthorized Guide to Surviving the Profession is an irreverent and hilarious look at the underbelly of public education. Two experienced high school teachers, Breese and Ward, guide the reader through each aspect of the monstrous job that is teaching. From learning Eduspeak, to surviving teacher meetings, to the sophisticated art of bitching, this cheeky guide has everything the aspiring teacher needs to know. Through stories and examples you will learn the ugly truth: that (next to nursing) it's probably the worst career choice possible. Do you have the stones to become a high school teacher? Take the quiz in chapter one to find out.