"Tearing Your Eyes Out - A Collection of Poetrical Abominations" is a children's book intended for anyone who can appreciate strange but humorous, wittily written, nonsensical poetry. Within the confines of this ridiculously random world, you will find cotton-clad sheep, tongue twisting exercises, French food fixations and elusive lake monsters. --Poem on the book's back cover -- In this book you preview read Are poems that cause mind impede, Verse about sheep not of wool Other silly things it full, Rhyme of bird, a dog and yak One about a creature quack, Ode to seeing movie shows And for people scared of O's, Full of crazy things in here And will set you back a year, But if you wish to be brave Sanity give goodbye wave, Warning to you I do shout, "If read this, you'll tear eyes out "