Terrible Bill Lancaster got his nick name in Nam. But while picking fights with any man that crossed his path in the bars he frequented, when it came to the girls he was a softy and never laid a finger on them in anger. Trouble was Terrible Bill was so ugly the best he could manage were the morbidly obese and hags. But Bill didn't discriminate and loved those hags and heifers all the same. But Terrible Bill's one true love was the bottle and it was Heaven Hill Whiskey he preferred to dance with and make love to, washing down the shots with a beer back. Bill stayed loyal to the bottle until it finally did him in.