Life's a gamble with a 50/50 chance. A chance to have the day go your way. Or a chance for you to just want your day to end. Everything in my life has two halves, before and afters, equals and opposites. This book is a train of my thoughts, feelings, point of views, reflections, social satire, and everything in between. Using new this new technology called humor One's battles of the halves to make a person whole. I don't want you to be in the mood for a book to change your life. Just lower you thought process a little as we have some fun. I'm the conductor in the front cart. Your choices are hooking along for the ride. Or writing your own book back at the station. But fair warning I'm taking the tracks with me. And you might want to look up the word sarcasm as it will come in handy for you. Covering topics such as: Dating, Religion VS Business, Driving, Politics, Music, Jobs, School, Friends, Family, And things to make the reader feel better about themselves.