"Puff was very strange indeed, and had been like this for as long as he could remember. Nobody ever visited Puff, but this didn't seem to bother him too much. In fact, Puff's castle was the perfect place for him to work on his secret experiments. Puff had made a number of amazing discoveries over the time he had lived alone. Some of his favourites included a liquid that could cure any known Gobblewobbler disease, a spicy sauce that allowed you to breathe fire for a short period of time and a cream that made you smell like a Snarlsdragon Dung Beetle's armpit." Be warned, this book contains Cabastofart eyeballs, a man with a very funny name, a very strange family, the ugliest beast you will every see, and, of course, a Hairy-Backed Squillem's left nostril. Paul Johnson wrote this book during his senior schooling years, and has updated it for your pleasure. He hopes you and your family laugh yourself silly while reading it.