The word I would use to describe this kind of dog is "deranged." They're always just a little off. Bull terriers have never been known for their reasonable approach to the world. They are nearly featureless creatures with tortilla-like fur, stubby legs, eyes that betray no intelligence and ears that resemble those of some kind of costumed rabbit in a comedy sketch. And then there is Fernandez. Come, explore Fernandez's world...