These days it seems that everyone is cashing in on The New Atheism. What's a portable toilet dispatcher to do? When the top atheist pundit goes down in flames of confusion, lifelong unbeliever Alan Musted is ready to take his place. The only problem is his utter lack of credentials or connections. Can a talking redwood tree from outer space help him get over the hump? Find out in this brace of atheist comic sci-fi pulp fictions, 'Orange Car with Stripes' and 'Missy Tonight'