The Battery Operated Magic Toupee "As we gain a higher understanding of stupidity, we gain a deeper understanding ourselves." Visit a planet of humans so stupid that, when the theory of evolution was discovered, apes sued for defamation of character - and won. There are realities and different dimensions of existence even more ridiculous than ours. These alternative universes are so stupid that we created The Battery Operated Magic Toupee in order to explore these idiotic existences. The Battery Operated Magic Toupee journeys from world to world, culture to culture, collecting samples of literature, plays, poetry and other works. This is a collection of REAL stories and cultural artefacts gathered by The Battery Operate Magic Toupee as it farted across alternative multiverses. "A multiverse where stupidity replaces the atom as the fundamental building block of the universe." Starring Adolph Hitler's grunge garage polka-band. "UNSHAVEN BUSH" the opera depicting the love between a former president named George and a sheep. Co starring THE MANUAL: the ultimate guide to human sexuality. The REAL origins of The Clive Pratt Electronic Herring Orchestra. Special appearances by The most Prozac addicted depressed planet in the universe. The planet with over 6 billion TV stations ALL broadcasting non-stop reality programmes. And featuring Radolfi Z. Hackleman's infamous feud with Albert Einstein. The planet of ill-rhyming and pretentiously dreadful wannabe poets. And we actually answer the two biggest questions of existence: "What is life REALLY about?" And "If there is a God, what type of coffee does he drink?" And including: The first Personalized Customizable Book Dedication and Personalized, Customizable, Title Page. And MORE FOOTNOTES THAN ANY OTHER NOVEL IN HISTORY. The Battery Operated Magic Toupee is the new comedy-satirical novel by Elliott Stein.