If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Barack Obama jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Barack Obama Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Barack Obama jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Barack Obama joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Barack Obama jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why does Barack Obama wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** How do you tell if it is really cold outside? Barack Obama has his hands in his own pockets. *** Barack Obama: "My dog fell down a hole and I had to shoot him." His cousin: "Did you shoot him in the hole?" Barack Obama: "No, in the head." *** What do you have when Barack Obama is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. *** What's a definition of disappointment? A bus with Barack Obama and his relatives going off the edge of a cliff-with one empty seat.