If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Irish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of British Citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of British Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of British Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one British joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many British jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do British Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a British Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The British Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the British Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do British Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.