If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Glenn Beck jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Glenn Beck Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Glenn Beck jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Glenn Beck joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Glenn Beck jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why does Glenn Beck wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** How do you tell if it is really cold outside? Glenn Beck has his hands in his own pockets. *** Glenn Beck: "My dog fell down a hole and I had to shoot him." His cousin: "Did you shoot him in the hole?" Glenn Beck: "No, in the head." *** What do you have when Glenn Beck is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. *** What's a definition of disappointment? A bus with Glenn Beck and his relatives going off the edge of a cliff-with one empty seat.