If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Golfer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Golfer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of golfer jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one golfer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many golfer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do golfer s wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** A golfer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Golfer turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the golfer. The golfer's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the golfer who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do golfers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.