If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Harry Newton jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Harry Newton Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Harry Newton Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Harry Newton joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Harry Newton jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why does Harry Newton wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured Harry Newton and his two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Harry Newton brought a car door, because if it got too hot he could just roll down the window *** Why did Harry Newton wear two jackets when he painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why does Harry Newton laugh three times when he hears a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to him, and once when he understands it. ***