If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Human Resources Consultant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Human Resources Consultant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Human Resources Consultant Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Human Resources Consultant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Human Resources Consultant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Human Resources Consultants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Human Resources Consultant and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Human Resources Consultant brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Human Resources Consultant who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Human Resources Consultants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***