If you've ever heard a Jewish, Jehovah's Witness, Italian, Irish, Jehovah's Witness, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Jehovah's Witness, Jehovah's Witness, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Jehovah's Witness jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Jehovah's Witness Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Jehovah's Witness Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Jehovah's Witness joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Jehovah's Witness jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Jehovah's Witness' wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Jehovah's Witness and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Jehovah's Witness brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Jehovah's Witness who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Jehovah's Witness' laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.