If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Michael Bloomberg jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Michael Bloomberg Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Michael Bloomberg Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Michael Bloomberg joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Michael Bloomberg jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why does Michael Bloomberg wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured Michael Bloomberg and his two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. Michael Bloomberg brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Why did Michael Bloomberg wear two jackets when he painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why does Michael Bloombergs laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it's told, once when it is explained to him, and once when he understand it. ***