If you've ever heard a Catholic, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Michele Bachmann jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Michele Bachmann Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Michele Bachmann jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Michele Bachmann joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Michele Bachmann jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why does Michele Bachmann wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** How do you tell if it is really cold outside? Michele Bachmann has his hands in his own pockets. *** Michele Bachmann: "My dog fell down a hole and I had to shoot him." His cousin: "Did you shoot him in the hole?" Michele Bachmann: "No, in the head." *** What do you have when Michele Bachmann is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. *** What's a definition of disappointment? A bus with Michele Bachmann and her relatives going off the edge of a cliff-with one empty seat.