If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Peter Dorward jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Peter Dorward Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of Peter Dorward jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Peter Dorward joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Peter Dorward jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why does Peter Dorward wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** *** Why did Peter Dorward wear two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why does Peter Dorward laugh three times when he hears a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when he understands it.