Now and again in my life, I run into a woman so pure and sweet that I just want to get her a little dirty-in all the ways she likes. That's what I think every time I look at sweet, thick little Kitty, who runs the animal shelter next door and keeps my dad's dogs healthy. I would love to make her smile-and scream. I'd even let her leave me with plenty of claw marks. But sweet little Kitty's so shy I'm still trying to figure out how to hit her up without scaring her off.