If, all of your life, you have been desperately seeking a book filled with aliens, maniacal sheep, cupids and other mythical creatures then luck is with you and within these pages you will find far-fetched stories from far-flung realities, told with exaggeration that amplifies truths, and adjectives that modify nouns. This is a work of fiction and has been scrupulously edited to exclude all fact so as not to distract you from all those aliens, maniacal sheep, cupids and postal workers you were looking for.For the rest of you, there is at least one stunningly good-looking woman and some cute cats.Cupidity: A scientist traps a single cupid's arrow in a powerful magnetic field. Accidentally infected by the arrow's charms, he finds himself in a contest with The President of the United States for the heart of his beautiful lab assistant. With no more than a pure love on his side, can he hope to prevail? The Undelivered: Undeliverable mail gets delivered and threatens to foil the plans of a serial killer who must then deal with a hapless group of postal misfits. In Sheep's Loathing: A mad sheep with the intellect of a genius, an axe to grind and a Thompson submachine gun. That can't be good. Another Fine Reason to See the Earth: A rambling first contact story. Conversation at the End of the World: About the peculiarities of Ned's brother and his brother's brother, Ned.