You know those annoying business management self-help books that tell you that you have the power to move mountains just by thinking about it? This isn't one of them The Book of Cynical Business Quotes is so jam-packed full of the most hilariously depressing yet realistic quotes about how to survive in the modern world of business, that only somebody who has never had a job before would fail to burst out laughing knowingly Let's face it, you're never going to own a Ferrari, you'll never have a yacht and you'll probably have money worries until the day that you retire and then some. So instead of getting all upset about the realities of working life, why not start to enjoy them for a change? The Book of Cynical Business Quotes is ideal for anybody that prefers to see the world for what it really is rather than the candy floss, bunny rabbit, fluffy clouds and rainbows hallucination that everybody else thinks it is. It's time to enjoy a slice of the miserable truth - if you can handle it