Wonderfully funny and flirty writer/gardener/party girl Milagro De Los Santos is having serious problems planning her wedding to fabulous Oswald Grant, MD, who has a "genetic condition" that makes him crave blood and intolerant of direct sunlight. Milagro's future mother-in-law loathes her, her dog just died, and then her extravagant friend Nancy hijacks the role of wedding coordinator. As if things weren't bad enough, the Vampire Council assigns conniving Cornelia Ducharme, the sister of Milagro's ex-lover, to supervise the couple through ancient wedding traditions. Meanwhile, Milagro's reduced to ghostwriting the memoirs of a loony little man who claims to be a shapeshifter. A series of accidents interferes with the wedding plans and Milagro fears that someone's out to get her...again. Is her paranoia justified or is she cracking under the pressure? And why does she keep running into her ex-lover, dangerously sexy Ian Ducharme? Also, does she really have to make a fruitcake for the reception, or are the vampires just messing with her head?