Getting spanked is a pain in the butt, but documenting it doesn't have to be! From world-renowned Professor of Spankology Clarine Klein comes the spanking diary to end all spanking diaries. Based on her techniques from The Caregiver's Guide to Strict and Loving Discipline, this official spanking diary makes keeping a record of your Little or Middle's behavior easier than ever! The Caregiver's Guide to Strict and Loving Discipline Spanking Diary Includes:A pre-prepared behavior contract for your Little or Middle 50 pre-prepared spanking report pages 30 pre-prepared spanking permission forms == Please Note == This book is intended for adults engaging in CONSENTING ageplay, spanking, and other related kinks only! NO CHILD SHOULD EVER BE HIT FOR DISCIPLINE I don't care if you grew up as a wooden spoon survivor, or were like me and just had a bone-deep interest in spanking since before you can remember. Unlike the tantalizing nonsense in this book, actual scientists have proven time and time again that corporal punishment does not work to improve behavior and is both harmful and abusive to those who receive it. To that end, allow me to clarify that this book is meant to be a parody of those god awful raising your kids the "right" way through old-fashioned Christian fundamentalism and spanking books (Looking at you Dare to Discipline, God, the Rod, and your Child's Bod, and all the dreck written by the Pearls), and as such it is not to be taken as any sort of endorsement of those sorts of parenting styles. Because, yeah. They're gross.