Something's not right at Vassar. An exchange student has lost all his special hometown mushrooms. A trio is formed to go to China to retrieve the mushrooms. Along the way they pass the jade markets of Xian and the dark Tah Lin Shieh evil priests. When they finally arrive in the unspoilt city far from civilization they are horrified to see that an evil force is taking over the town. Worse they are running for governor The trio of adventurers must put a stop to all of this but they are running out of time. And every night, a noodle armed assassin comes out and takes his vengeance on the town. What is the secret of the noodle armed assassin and how can they overcome his fierce noodle arms Read as Brian the Brainy ViceRoy and Gang the fearsome foreign exchange student from China and noble counter of steps descend deep into the secrets and twists of The three noodle towns - Wheat, Mushroom, and Mountain Vegetable and battle encroaching evil government that seeks to enslave all the villagers. But even if they solve it they have to face the mysterious and powerful order of the Moose back home How can they unravel this mystery and still pass midterms?