Welcome to the world of Samuel C Spallucci; whiskey drinking, chain-smoking, trumpet playing, sci-fi watching investigator of the paranormal. When we start a new job all we normally encounter is overbearing managers, jealous co-workers and a dodgy toilet that needs that certain wiggle to make it flush. During Sam's first week, based in the small university city of Lancaster, he is abducted by a cult of Satanic actors, has to baby-sit a new-born vampire, investigates a teenage poltergeist and escapes the clutches of a werewolf that works in a local zoo. Not your usual first week on a new job, but certainly one you will never forget. Contains the following cases: The Case of the Satanic Suburban Sitcom The Case of the Vexed Vampire The Case of the Fastidious Phantom The Case of the Paranoid Poltergeist The Case of the Werewolf of Williamson Park. ABOUT THE AUTHOR A.S.Chambers lives in Lancaster, England. He has grown accustomed to constantly getting wet whenever he nips to the newsagent for his paper and then having to dry his boots out on the radiator. If this book sells well he will invest in a really substantial umbrella.