Life is hard, it is wonderful, and maybe more than a little crazy. We, here at the Character Factory understand and are here to help. Our dedicated scientists, brilliant engineers, and insightful artists have worked in close collaboration with the Creator, Founder, and CEO Himself to answer one of life's greatest questions: "What is the purpose of human life?"
Though the answer to this question is simple, to develop character and all that entails, the process of attaining such great character is not so simple. With this in mind, our select team has created the Character Factory membership book you now hold in your hands. In it, you will find detailed information on the character development processes, such as the pressure and perseverance phases or the weights and measures division. You will also be introduced to the unique privileges of becoming an Ultra Diamond Super Platinum member. With this priceless membership you will be granted greater understanding of certain character formation stumbling blocks such as But Weed, Woeismeitis, or Ego Monkey and unparalleled access to proprietary Character Factory solutions to these dangerous conditions.
But why the Character Factory? Because from the moment you were born, you were and still are an automatic member of the Character Factory. As you aged, as you progressed through life, you were and yet will be given challenges and difficulties. These aren't to make your life harder but intended as opportunities to make it better, to triumph over adversity, to defeat your fear, and to develop character. Yes, life is hard, and it will always be a challenge, but with the help of the Creator Himself and the products contained within this book, it will be better than you ever imagined.