A frustrated Manhattan accountant, Jasper decides to make the leap from decimal points to art. Whether it's a dubious production of the Tempest on the Lower East Side or a musical version of Kafka, Jasper is unstoppable. His wing-man Gary is far more interested in the girls they meet. Secretly, he begins to chronicle their adventures. Shadowy theatre directors, voluptuous investment bankers with a taste for jewellery, mini-skirted Freudian therapists, chamber-musicians flaunting cleavage, gay socialists and the New York City Fire Department's ice hockey team all play havoc with the lives of the feckless duo. "P.G. Wodehouse meets Groucho Marx in this witty and unpredictable account of romance, art and sexual anarchy. A book to cheer you up and restore your delight in the written word" Smackfiction Reviews