CHURCH OF THE TASTY GRIOT SAVIOR OF YOUR TASTE BUDS We have been told Jesus will come back, that was over 2000 years ago and Science is no closer to finding the original egg or the chicken. It was the Tasty Griot, peace_be_upon_him, who created all that we see, hear, taste, feel and smell. He also created his counsel known all over the universe as the Holy Trinity... The Tasty Griot was annointed with hot sauce during his baptism and a voice came from aside and said..... The founder of the church of the Tasty Griot shall be referred to as....Anyone who brings any unholy fast food to the church shall be guilty of .... The sinner may atone for the sacrilege by doing ... Big Mo couldn't wait and ate 5 before it reached said table. So we are left with ten commandments... Experience the splendor... Walk alongside the Prophets and witness the awesomeness of the Tasty Griot. Read THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE TASTY GRIOT in Kinemacolor, HD, technicolor and 3D. Imagine the Tasty Griot parting the red Sauce... Witness the miracle of the new frying pan 6000 years in the making... For a whip crakin good time rustle up a batch o' yer favorite buddies, lasso yer best trail ridin cousin an' sashay on down to the Church of the Tasty Griot.