A funny, fast-paced, light, heavy, tragic, profound comedy set against the 2016 election season Melody Baker is torn Torn between a career as a PhD in English and her survival job as a parlor maid. Torn between her loyalty to her Congressman father and to the Colonel, her billionaire employer who is running for US Senate - for the opposing party. Torn between handsome wealthy men who want to bed her and the women who want to seduce her. Torn between her New York City apartment and a Hudson River Valley castle. But events are taking their own course, pulling her from one life into another as the Colonel's campaign ramps up, challenging her convictions."