THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO EVERYTHING GREAT ABOUT THE DAILY MAIL Welcome to 67 stunningly empty pages of total nothingness, detailing every single thing that's great about the Daily Mail. From the way it's just so...er...all the way through to the...erm...no...there's nothing. The perfect statement for anyone who wishes to demonstrate that they are not a nasty, small-minded bigot - or the ideal ironic gift for elderly relatives who don't like gays or immigrants and genuinely think Jeremy Clarkson is fantastic. The book features an introduction, chapter headings including 'Daily Mail Columnists Who Are Not Wrong-uns' and 'Nice Things The Daily Mail Has Said About Single Mothers', a nice shiny cover, and in between all that, 67 gloriously blank pages full of absolute nothingness. "A dose of poetic justice served up to Britain's self-appointed Moral Guardians In Chief." TIMES "Is it wrong that we love this book?." GUARDIAN "Childish." LIZ JONES Other EMPTY BOOKS include: EVERYTHING FUN ABOUT UKIP EVERYTHING COOL ABOUT BANKERS THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MALE USEFULNESS THE WIT AND WISDOM OF JEREMY CLARKSON DAVID CAMERON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING THE INTEGRITY OF PIERS MORGAN BORIS JOHNSON: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE REAL WORLD THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE VERY BEST OF STOKE ANN WIDDECOMBE: EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX THE POINT OF KATIE HOPKINS GOOD REASONS TO SUPPORT CHELSEA