This humorous, sexy, and informative erotic travelogue and meditation follows the author on massage journeys through Asia, Europe, and the United States. It describes a Sandiwich massage, no-pants massages and joint-shower massages in Thailand, nymphomaniac Indonesian masseuses who have sex with their customers, a Russian Tantric and an Erotic Finnish massage in New York City, and a radical proposal on how to keep men and women happy and the world at peace. With just one New York City massage costing $70 and up, this book, which includes a chapter offering specific advice to persons seeking adventure, erotic pleasure, and variety in their massages around the world, is a bargain. The Complete Uncensored Massage Book combines "The Uncensored Massage: Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China," and "The Uncensored Massage: From Massage to Sex America and Elsewhere," and tops it with "Lingam Massage: A Safe Sex, Antiwar, and Economic Recovery Tool." This special edition contains a bonus chapter which provides a consumer wish list for better massages. In parts, this book can be reread for the sheer pleasure of its humor and language (occasionally racy), and makes an ideal gift to an open-minded friend. This tasteful but occasionally raunchy book contains occasional adult language and is meant for non-pc readers with a sense of humor.