As the only cow on the farm Celeste could be excused, for not knowing what she was and being confused She could be a chicken, or a dog - or a sheep of course. Perhaps she was a pig - or maybe even a horse The Confused Cow is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Thingamajig' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.